Taking One For The Team

Imagine this...you're exhausted, emotionally drained, two weeks behind on laundry, your to-do list is multiple pages & it's getting longer by the minute. Your six year old takes three forevers to do his homework, whining all the way. Your two year old wants you to read him the same book seventeen times in a row, and as a bonus, he likes to put his hand down your shirt and pinch your cleavage. Never mind the fact that he hasn't nursed in over a year and a half...he's a boob man & yours are the most easily accesible. Tomorrow will bring a Christmas photo session at little boy's school, and a Thanksgiving lunch at big boy's school.

Doesn't that turn you on? Don't you feel tingly all over...I mean doesn't that just bring out your inner sex goddess?

Yeah. Mine, too.