Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Oh, Boys!

Overheard yesterday afternoon while cooking dinner:

The President (in a voice just above a stage whisper): "Fat Baby, say Oh, CRAP!"

Fat Baby: "Oh, CRAP!"

Pres: "Say, CRAP!"

Fat Baby: "CRAP!"

President (slightly softer voice): "Fat Baby, say SHIT!"

Fat Baby: "SHIT!"

Pres: "Say, SHIT!"

Fat Baby: "SHIT!!!!"

It makes me so happy when they can entertain themselves.

And another peek into our Southern Fried World....

When I went to pick up Fat Baby at preschool this afternoon, the teacher told me that he didn't want to take a nap (& since he's so. freaking. loud)--she asked him if he would like to go play in another classroom while his classmates slept. When I picked him up she said, "Ms. Teacher-in-the-other-class says she wants to meet Fat Baby's mom!" Yep, that's me. I'm the girl who produced this loud, buck-wild, funny as hell, into-every-darn-thing, naughty-but-in-a-I'm-so-damn-cute-you-don't-want-to-hurt-me kind of way...Yes, I am responsible for that. Funny how he's the hit of the party everywhere we go, yet no one will take me up on my offers to let them have him for a day, week, or month at a time...hmmmm, what's up with that?

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At 4:44 PM, Blogger Worker Mommy said...

Fat Baby can come and play with us! We'd love to have him. He and my son B would surely have a good time. B had a fondness for the word "shitty" not to long ago.

At 11:25 AM, Blogger Super B's Mom said...

HA! If I had a nickel for everytime I've wondered that about my own son....

He doesn't bite...........hard.

At 1:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, man..the lawyer and caveman would so love your boys. Their biggest accomplishment over the summer was learning to "arm fart." In fact, we all left the country club last friday night, arm farting. Even the politician attempted to join in at the blushing age of 15 months.

At 7:36 PM, Blogger Queen of the Mayhem said...

Shall we start a support group? I'm "Excuse me, but you will have sign this behavior note because your son spit on the teacher Mom"

Can we serve cocktails at the meeting?

At 11:36 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cocktails are a definite must!

At 10:44 PM, Blogger Mamma said...

I too love when they entertain themselves.

Don't those moments make you just want to laugh out loud. I love how they think we can't hear anything.


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