Friday, July 20, 2007

All you ever wanted to know about me, and then some!

1. I am 35 years old, and it rocks! I know enough to keep me out of serious trouble, but I'm still young enough to have a good time.


2. I have been a working (outside the home) mom and a working (stay at home) mom. They are both hard for different reasons.


3. Right now I am a stay at home mom who does a little freelance work.


4. I love armchair psychology!


5. I don't leave the house in the summer without my toenails done.


6. I love love love diet coke with lime from the Sonic! (It's even better with a big shot of Malibu rum...)


7. I lost over 100 pounds after I had my second child.


8. It wasn't all baby weight, by far!


9. I did it all without surgery, only through diet and exercise.


10. My baby did weigh over 9 pounds.


11. I had a C-section.


12. Twice.


13. I would do it again.


14. The c-section was not nearly as bad as having my tonsils out at age 28.


15. People tell me I'm funny.



16. Now I can't think of anything funny to say.


17. I have naturally curly hair.



18. It was precious when I was a toddler...now, not so much.




19. I would rather read a book than just about anything else.




20. I love to cook. I once had a 90-ish volunteer at the non-profit agency where I worked say, "You can tell she's a good cook by looking at her!"




21. I thought it was funny.




22. I plan to say whatever I want to when I am an old lady.




23. I used to want to escape my roots because of the grossly inaccurate stereotype that Southerners are stupid.




24. I found out stupid people are everywhere, and being Southern is cool.




25. My dad & I butted heads constantly when I was growing up.




26. I turned out to be a whole lot like him...




27. I met my best friend when we were 13 years old.




28. We only lived in the same town for one year, but we've remained a major part of each other's lives through writing, phone calls, and visits.




29. I love unlimited long distance.




30. I have expensive taste and a cheap husband.




31. I am not an excessive spender, and I pride myself on not being unnecessarily frivolous.




32. My husband & I complement each other very well.




33. We've been happily married for almost 12 years.




34. If I stay on anti-depressants & he stays on ADD medication, we'll probably remain happily married.




35. I put together a family cookbook & surprised everyone with copies for Christmas one year. It was the best gift I ever gave, and their responses were amazing.







36. I'm working on Volume 2 of the cookbook right now.




37. The day I brought Fat Baby home from the hospital, something inside me changed like a light switch flipping; and I haven't been the same since.




38. Post partum depression really should not last three years.




39. I have experienced major life changes in the last three years--becoming full-time, stay home mom, husband changed jobs, my dad was diagnosed with Alzheimer's Disease, and recently some devastating family losses...I'm sure these have contributed to my anxiety and depression.




40. Recently, The President told me, "You're not joyful anymore, Mom....when I was three you were joyful all the time." He didn't know how true that was.
41. I guess it's time for me to write my "depression post."




42. I try to keep a positive attitude & keep moving forward. I always say, "it's harder to hit a moving target!"




43. I'd rather be funny than sad.




44. I'm very outgoing and social, but I have to have my "down time."




45. I am very content just to hang out at home with my kids.




46. I also enjoy taking them out to lunch or on an outing by ourselves...sometimes when you introduce more mommies/ more children it is more trouble than it's worth!




47. Right now I'm listening to Hannah Montana sing, "The Best of Both Worlds" on the mp3 player...thank you, Mr. President!







48. I was born on Friday the 13th.







49. At 2:22 a.m.







50. I usually have good luck on Friday the 13th.







51. But I'm not especially superstitious.







52. I am a Christian.







53. I was raised Baptist, but I'm in recovery.







54. I've decided that I'm a much better Methodist than Baptist.







55. My motto is "God knows what I'm thinking, so I might as well say it!"







56. I don't like confrontation.







57. #56 does not apply to My Baby's Daddy....I feel so safe with him that I will confront up one side and down the other--just ask him!







58. But I don't say or do things in anger to purposely hurt him. I believe that once it's out there, it can never be taken back.







59. I also try to treat my children with the respect I want them to show me.







60. With most other people, I tend to just internalize my feelings. I would say I'm passive aggressive.







61. I probably need to be in therapy.







62. When do I have time for therapy?







63. I am very self-aware.







64. This list is getting to serious for me...I'm going to think of some fun stuff now!







65. Once for a costume party in college, my roommate duct taped my boobs together. Gave me fabulous cleavage, but hurt like a sonofabitch coming off.







66. I was glad to be highly intoxicated when the duct tape came off.







67. My roommates were nearly evicted after my 21st birthday party. It was awesome!







68. My Baby's Daddy was out of town for the party, but sent me a dozen roses...and we hadn't even been out on a date yet.







69. The guy I had been going out with got me a card & probably hooked up with another girl after my birthday party.







70. I effortlessly, unintentionally collect (mostly) worthless knowledge...tv theme songs, trivial facts, phone numbers and addresses.







71. Then I walk into a room & forget what I'm supposed to be doing.







72. My Baby's Daddy & I love our "appointment television." Some shows we've been hooked on include: Friends, Grey's Anatomy, 48 Hours Mystery, American Idol, Desperate Housewives (it's gone way downhill since the 1st season), Seinfeld, Big Brother (pregnant with The President during the first season--watched it every night with a big bowl of ice cream perched on my tummy!) and Dateline. The DVR is a member of the family!




73. I have some very particular, neurotic rules about food.





74. I don't like for my food to touch. I especially can't stand the juice from one thing running into another.





75. Combining sweet & salty things (like ice cream with potato chips) is a definite violation of the laws of food. Don't even get me started on the people who dip fries into a Wendy's frosty....ick.





76. Chocolate and mint is also a violation...Mint should be used as a breath freshener, not as a side dish to perfectly good chocolate!





77. I just rubbed my contact out...that reminds me--I just got contacts for the first time ever.





78. I wore glasses for 13 years before getting contacts.





79. I wore braces for two years when I was 13-15. They were the big "railroad track" kind.





80. I had an extremely severe overbite.





81. Now I have a nice grill.





82. I've never had a cavity.





83. I've never tried an illegal drug.





84. I've never been skinny-dipping...but I want to try it.





85. I've tried plenty of other things.



86. When I go to the movies, I must arrive early (before the previews start), sit in the center of the theater 3/4 of the way up, and remain seated for the whole show if at all possible.

87. When watching movies or tv shows at home, I must also see the entire show. I can not start a movie in the middle, and it drives me crazy when My Baby's Daddy does it. If I miss the first few words of dialogue, I will rewind.

88. I think it's perfectly fine to be neurotic, as long as you celebrate your neuroses.

89. I am a typical first-born child, with perfectionist and over-achieving tendencies.

90. I am a total planner, and list-making maniac.

91. I hate it when my well-organized, long-standing plan is suddenly thwarted.

92. Having two kids, a husband with severe ADD & a parent with early onset Alzheimer's Disease has taught me to learn to be more flexible.

93. I've also learned that blessings often come the hard way.

94. The lists have enabled me to keep some degree of sanity with four people depending on me. They are all thankful for my organizational tendencies.

95. I'm glad to be the only girl in the household....because I have more than enough hormones to go around.

96. I have one kid headed for the White House & one headed for the Big House.

97. I am headed for the Nut House.

98. Or maybe I'll just stay around here & keep blogging about it.

99. I hope you keep reading...and commenting. I think I should get 100 comments on my 100 things, don'tcha think?

100. I can't believe that I'm finally finished with this list!


(And a bonus, because this is actually my 101st post....)
101. I've been working on this here & there for over a week...well, actually I started a 100 things list when I began the blog, but never did it. So, I pulled up the old list and added about 98 things to it. I am so ready to get back to writing the daily news...thanks for reading!
































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14 Comments:

At 10:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great to see your blog - I'm all caught up again! Best of all it was great to see you - this "heffer" has been having some down days and just seeing you made me brighten up!!!!
Have a great one!

 
At 10:29 PM, Blogger Lotta said...

And I love you all the more after reading that list!

 
At 11:02 PM, Blogger Danielle said...

Love the list! Don't remember how I happened upon your blog but I enjoy it.

Keep on keeping on.

Best,
Danielle

 
At 11:24 PM, Anonymous Mishel said...

I totally agree w/a lot of what you wrote down BUT #44 and #45 are what I identify w/the most:)

 
At 7:29 AM, Blogger Special K ~Toni said...

I think we were separated at birth! For reals! I loved your list!

 
At 8:00 PM, Blogger ~JJ! said...

I'll save you a seat in the nut house!!!!

Hope you get your 100 comments.

 
At 12:23 PM, Blogger Super B's Mom said...

I can relate to SO MANY things on your list - it's almost scary!!

I hear ya on the tonsils. Had mine out at 22. I ended up losing 20 pounds and it SUCKED. I'd never experienced such pain!!

I wish I could make a top 100 list. But I'm not that entertaining. I'd probably run out at 15.

 
At 12:46 PM, Blogger Worker Mommy said...

Wow, props to you for completing the list. It makes me nervous to think about doing a 100 things about me.

I knew I loved you from the instant I started reading you.
We have soo many similarities...although we might fight about the sweet salty thing. :0
But I heart diet coke too and so many other things you've said make me feel like you're in my head!

 
At 9:29 PM, Blogger zellmer said...

The first time I tried to do a 100 things list, I could barely eek out 25. Now I only have 50. Yours is quite an accomplishment.

"I have expensive taste and a cheap husband." What a great line.

 
At 12:00 PM, Blogger Jennifer aka Binky Bitch said...

YOu and I are alot alike...we'd get along fabulously in real life. Except for the french fries in Frosty's thing...it's delicious!

 
At 8:58 AM, Blogger Queen of the Mayhem said...

I swear.....you and I might just be the same person! It is honestly...scary..how many of these describe me!

As for post partum.....I started on meds when I was 4 months pregnant with Junior Mayhem and STILL fought it for almost 2 years....I feel your pain!

LOVE this post!

 
At 12:29 AM, Blogger Ann(ie) said...

What a great list, girl!

I have to do one of these one day.

This is my Fave:

34. If I stay on anti-depressants & he stays on ADD medication, we'll probably remain happily married.

AMEN SISTAH!!

 
At 10:00 PM, Blogger Mamma said...

You rock!

I know we'd be BFF in real life.

 
At 1:57 PM, Blogger Sassy Pants said...

#86 Absolutely. It's why I like to go to the movies by myself.

 

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